Paintball is wicked. And lasertag is just an excuse to be a badass. I can take you sometime if you want, though you’ll probably lose just so you know.
Since I’m not a badass, at all, I’d be willing to bet that you’re right about that.

Paintball and laser tag are better.
Paintball hurts, but I’ve never played lazer tag so I guess you could be right.

I’ve Got a Dark Alley and a Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth (The Summer Song) - Fall Out Boy
I don’t think that there’s anything better than singing along to music loudly and badly. If there is, I haven’t found it.
